nikkipixie: WHY DO WE NOT TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT TAYLOR SWIFT WRITING ENCHANTED FOR ADAM YOUNG IS THE CUTEST THING TO HAPPEN IN MUSIC EVER we don’t talk about it because most hoot-owls hate the taydam ship with a passion
harryflack: remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
coltsandfeathers: deancasotp: wolfcas: but dean getting hurt on a hunt and cas goes to heal him but when he’s already cupped dean’s cheek to do it he remembers he can’t anymore, so he just says a quiet “i-i’m sorry” but dean shakes his head and goes “hey, hey, no, i’m fine, it’s not even that bad”
tupacabra: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends
deadpools: giemma: deadpools: how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something???? *whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
mishasfuckinghipbones: mishasfuckinghipbones: i was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES” hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING
patoisprettyfly: fuckyeahnorwegian: Et vennskap blir tatt til nye høyder når en ser hverandres bunad. I don’t speak viking but that looks metal as fuck.
gaytiers: not-exactly-obsessed: gaytiers: someone should draw me something based off my url here u go tiers of gay OH MY GOD ALYSSA I FOUND IT YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON LET ME LOVE YOU DOLL
technicolorsunsetsky asked: It's your birthday? Happy birthday!
i love it being my birthday because my mom always makes me a really good breakfast and one can’t be unhappy when one’s got good food (◡‿◡✿)
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
how to boys
boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
fortylinestare: reading fanfic is so stressful cos no matter how great a fic is there is always something that doesn’t fit in with your headcanon and then you have to pretend you didn’t just read that sentence
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*